A blog about arriving in Barcelona, finding work in Barcelona and looking for a flat.
day 1
So here I am, "starting again" in Barcelona. I don't know how many times the average person moves to an unknown city to seek a new life, but for me this is number three. Only this time I have plunged right in there with - 80 pounds in the bank, no chance of getting a math teaching job (the only position I am properly qualified for) and nowhere to live. On the plus side I have a friend of a friend with a flat, and my traveling buddy from the late nineties has flown out to do a Spanish course and provide moral support.
Why choose Barcelona? This is a question I have been forced to answer many times by various family members who think I have been an unemployed loser for the last year, ("traveler" is what I like to call it). The answer sounds more certain with each re-telling. I am looking for a fun, warm, cultural, city (with a beach) where I can learn Spanish. England wasn't doing it for me, Mexico is the other side of the Atlantic, I am hoping to find Barcelona a cross between the two.
What I wasn't expecting was torrential rain on arrival and that my friend's spare room would be a windowless, poorly whitewashed room, exactly the size of a double bed. I had been warned that the flat was old, but I was expecting it would be possible to have a wash. In fact the bathroom is the size of a toilet cubicle. It is too narrow to bend over and wash your face in the miniscule sink, and the floor doubles as a shower tray. With careful tweaking you can (at the right time of day) produce a dribble of hot water from the shower head. If you hold it above your head, preferably without catching your funny bone on the sink, the water splashes over your body before covering the floor, the door and the toilet seat.
Due to the impossibility of washing my hair under these circumstances, I am faced with the prospect of going to my one and only job interview tomorrow, the culmination of a week trawling the internet for English teaching jobs, with greasy hair.
day 2
The torrential rain is still going for it, and there were massive storms during the night. The neighbours all hang their washing to dry out of the windows, but I really don't think the plastic sheeting they peg over the top will have helped keep off the rain last night. In fact I'll bet there's a few lost socks drifting around the streets.
Most of today was spent attempting to suck up to the guy who's tiny flat we are staying in. This involved accompanying him to Carrefour and buying kitchen equipment - not the best introduction to Barcelona city or Catalan culture (we went to a hideous shopping centre in a run down area). After finding a lovely sieve and browsing different types of kitchen knives we returned to the flat where I transformed myself (as best as i could) into a smart, yet approachable, candidate for an English teaching job. The flip flops may not have been a great idea, but the interview was fun and I came away feeling confident that I could do the job. Just a few days waiting for that email now.....
We checked out a local bar in Poble Sec to celebrate. About two blocks from the flat is a plaza with several places to choose from, (this is the case with almost any flat on any road in Barcelona - you never have to walk far to find people enjoying a beer on a terrace). "Jazz" was comfortable and friendly, but to be honest i would have been happy in any one of these bars; they are all just so much cooler than the massive wooden floored chain pubs you get in England. Oh, and if you want to confuse people when they use the toilet, disguise the flush button as a doorbell.
day 3
To solve the shower problem we paid 4 70 to visit the Olympic pool in Montjuic park. The swimmers were extremely keen types, with goggles and teeny little trunks. They ploughed up and down - front crawl at all times. We spent less than fifteen minutes in the pool and were the only people who didn't put our heads under the water. On the other hand we made very good use of the sun beds around the pool, and in the second changing room we discovered a jacuzzi and a steam room. On leaving we felt relaxed, and had clean hair - ready for our lunch date with a friend of a friend of a friend.
We really did scrape the barrel looking for contacts in Barcelona, but Kirsten works for Time Out and actually gets paid to go out to lunch so it was an opportunity not to be missed. It must have felt a bit like an interrogation for her though.. advice on this please... how do we do that.. etc, and you can't help but feel looked down upon as the newcomer. In fact according to the BCN Week, an American free paper, we have arrived about five years too late. The theme of this week's paper is explaining why Barcelona is past its prime; overrun by tourists because of budget airlines, but most offensive to the proper "local" foreigners are the stag and hen weekenders which bombard the city. It is now the second most popular "hen" city, and many references are made, just to reinforce our stereotype, about Brits throwing up drunkenly in the street.
This afternoon I started on the flat hunting.. just to gauge prices. My first stop was a small but homely three bedroomed place where another contact of ours used to live. After chatting in slightly stinted Spanish to Andrea for half an hour, I discovered she was from New Zealand. And then you have the dilemma... carry on in Spanish for practice, but feel like a twat... or switch to English. Neither of these options is good for a housemate. (My master plan is to move in with Spanish speakers and thus become fluent). The other flat we viewed today was "2 Spanish girls" looking for a flat share. When we arrived it turned out they were Mexican, this was great for a rant about Mexican Independence Day, but the kitchen was tiny, and the girls clearly hyperactive.
Tomorrow I'm biting the bullet and going to look at places which are way out of my budget, just to see what's around you know?
day 4
Unbelievable, and rather scary. My "friend" Ian has asked me to leave this flat in two days. I wasn't going to be cheeky and stay for ages (honest!!), but i was kind of banking on a week here. The hardest part for me is that he has said to Jane, my traveling buddy and best friend, that she is welcome for as long as she wants. What did i do wrong? I know phoning all the International Schools while he was asleep in the next room might have been a bit annoying, but it was 10:30am!! He should have been awake. Or maybe it was the pilfering of too many precious English tea bags.
I spent the morning on the internet with a slightly anxious butterfly feeling in my stomach. What am I doing here? I haven't heard back from the English teaching interview, and my best prospects are an application I am making through a friend's brother's girlfriend, and possibly getting some substitution work at one of the five International Schools here. At this point i discover the cheapest temporary accommodation available in Barcelona is a 14 euro a night hostel way out of the city, or 140 euros for a double room for the week. That is a lot of money that i don't have.
Our plans for picnicking on the beach went wrong when we found ourselves trailing to random corners of the city to look at rooms. The 140 a week place is booked, and I learnt that asking a few key questions on the phone could save you a lot of traipsing around . The 350 double in Glóries was a decent flat in a dodgy looking area, the 480 room with sea view and terrace was not all it was cracked up to be. I was imagining (for that price) a beautiful modern apartment - lovely tiled floors, all mod-cons. In reality there was a 70's kitchen with tatty curtains where there should have been cupboard doors, a room which "will be the lounge" was piled high with boxes, junk, and bed bases, and the bedroom itself was average - apart from the sea view. I didn't realise they cost that much. The last place I saw today was a gem, a double room in Poble Sec for the absolute bargain price of 260 a month. To enter the flat you had to open the shutter of a small sewing workshop that belonged to Julia. The room itself was locked, via a tiny padlock. I couldn't actually see in but the chipboard door said enough. Towards the back of the flat was a table and chairs and an opening onto a dark patio/washing area. The shower faced the patio and had a short swing door - which meant I would be able to wave at my greasy Ecuadorian flat mate whilst washing, and the toilet was out here too. So there you go, there are places in Barcelona worse than nearly all of the accommodation I saw in Mexico.
For a top quality night I snubbed drinks with the flat mate who wasn't letting me stay, and spent the evening alone, trawling the telesales jobs in Metropolitan magazine for the ones that didn't sound too hideous. There weren't many.
day 5
After rising early to send applications for "conference sales person" and "AVIS reservation agent", including such terrible, desperate phrases as "I believe I would be a valuable addition to your team" the day was mostly spent wandering around Barceloneta.
At the Marina the tourists were milling around. Occasionally they would wander into the "100 years of Barcelona Buses" exhibition, but they would soon realize it was all in Catalan and not meant for them. At makeshift stalls black guys were selling fake designer bags and sunglasses in between being chased off by the police. It is quite a spectacle watching how quickly they swoop up all the handbags, throw the sack over their shoulder and run off, only to spread them out on the ground again a few hundred meters down the road. If you are bargaining with them as the cops close in you can get a pretty good price.
The beach was filled with foreigners; gangs of English lads singing Happy Birthday and waving family sized bottles of beer, lecherous, hairy men in small trunks chasing women, and loads of people were braving the apparently very polluted sea . We ate chorizo and bread and trawled through the rooms for rent in a classifieds paper. I have stepped up the search, I am now only going to see flats of genuine interest and I have a list of key questions to ask before viewing. Unfortunately no one is answering their phones today.
This is my last night in Ian's flat, tomorrow I start paying 20 euros a night. We spent it watching the first half hour of "Y tu Mama Tambien" without subtitles. It does nothing for my confidence when I realize that although I claim to be an "advanced" Spanish speaker, I would only understand the dialogue if I sat inches away from the screen and had regular dictionary breaks and chances to regain concentration. That's nowhere near fluent. Damn.
day 6
The English teaching job I had an interview for pays 1050 euros a month, and apparently that is a normal wage. I can't believe it would be possible to live on so little money. I came to Barcelona partly because the cost of living is so much cheaper than England, but I am stunned by how low the wages are. The "thousand club" is a phrase used to describe a massive chunk of the population who have completed their studies at higher education colleges, in a respectable profession, and then end up on a wage of 1000 a month. These are well qualified workers, which explains why most locals don't entertain, even for a second, the idea of buying property.
Overall then, 1050 is pretty decent going for someone who's qualification involves a one month TEFL course. Did I mention, by the way, that I have not done a TEFL and I have no experience teaching English? I'm not sure quite what position that puts me in job wise, I guess the fact that I heard nothing back from my only job interview so far suggests a pretty bad one. This week I am pinning all my hopes on a job teaching English in companies. The interview is tomorrow, I'm more nervous than last time, and I don't have a handbag.
On the flat hunting side things are going rather better - I found a room! It's always the same with looking for a place to live, you spend ages weighing up the pros and cons of places you have seen, but when the right one comes along that's it. You know it's a good'un, you call off the search, cancel all future appointments, and take yourself out for a celebratory dinner you really really can't afford. Miguel is renting two rooms in the flat, which has (in order of importance), a table and chairs out on the terrace, comfy sofas, space in my room for a double bed and a functioning kitchen and bathroom. He is a genuine Catalonian, but because the other member of the flat is South American, they speak Spanish. I can tell he is going to be the perfect person to show me around - oh and he is an English teacher, which may be extremely helpful for me in my new profession.
day 7
My main problem today is that I have an important job interview in a few hours, and no handbag. It doesn't sound like such a dilemma, but it is so sweaty in Barcelona that I can't wear a jacket, and I have no pockets. I manage to leave the bag shopping trip until the last second and end up with a bright orange woven item from Oxfam. At least it was very cheap. In my rush I find that by the time I board the train to the offices of the English school, I have a list of things to get done on the journey; eat breakfast, brush hair, file nails, and safety pin the strap of the bag in an attempt to create a more sophisticated style. The train journey surprised me by lasting a mere 6 minutes - the scale on metro map remains a mystery to me.
Eating in public is not the done thing in Spain. Food and mealtimes hold more importance here than in England. It's ridiculous really, you can stand in a crowded tapas bar eating out of a napkin whilst trying to balance a drink in the crook of your elbow, but people look at you disapprovingly when you eat a crumbly croissant on the train.
The interview went pretty well. I managed to keep all the orange parts of my outfit hidden under the table, and I genuinely think I can do the job. The waiting game continues; this time I will get a definite yes or no in three days.
I spoke to Miguel to confirm that I definitely want to rent the room, and then found myself in a kebab restaurant drinking red wine, giggling with my best friend (who is here doing a Spanish course) about drunken summers and reminiscing our teenage flings. It was so much more acceptable to chop and change among your group of friends at that age, the easiest way to play the game is remembering which ones you didn't go out with.
day 8 (today i achieved my olive personal best : 40)
As usual I woke up to an almost pitch black room. The tiny crack of light from behind the curtain should tell me whether is it day or night, but, in fact is coming from an interior window. We don't have interior windows in British houses, but here in Barcelona they seem to love them. This one looks out into the square space enclosing the lift shaft, and since the light is on all night and no natural light reaches my room at all, I am left to guess whether it is morning yet. I hate that disorientation. I heard the lift moving and decided it was worth leaning across to check my watch. Imagine my surprise when i realised it was 10:30am.
Luckily the only appointment i have today, on my quest to find a job and a flat, is at an International School at 3pm. This is the same school that offered me a permanent job back in April but then kindly retracted it. I feel they owe me.
Unfortunately, the sweltering walk to the school landed me with nothing except a very sore little toe. The principal at the school couldn't have friendlier, but she didn't actually have any work for me. I left my contact details in case any tutoring is ever needed, and then had the brilliant idea to put out a classified advert in English. How many people in Barcelona might be looking on the internet for and English speaking maths tutor? 30? 7? 1??
I somehow managed to get double booked this evening, which is pretty impressive since I only know three people in the whole city. My new flat mate Miguel did not sound too happy when I turned down his invite in favour of meeting an English contact. A friend's friend's brother has invited me round for drinks. He is clearly a very busy man and I nearly missed my window when, thanks to the confusing metro map, the train today took three times as long as expected. I had time for a slightly hectic chat with him and his girlfriend. They were getting ready to go out for dinner and tag teamed me to ask questions and get all the polite chat finished. The girlfriend works for the company which are now my only hope for a job. I had the interview yesterday and am still waiting to hear from them. According to her I will get paid (I've heard horror stories about people who don't), I won't have to work too hard, and I can watch Fawlty Towers and call it an English lesson.
day 9
Today started badly on the job front. I had no interviews, appointments or even jobs to apply for. I spent the morning fairly uselessly on the internet before meeting a friend for lunch followed by a free tour around some of the interesting architecture on Passeig de Gracia. Being a free tour we didn't go inside the three buildings, but I'm sure the Spanish practice was good for me and I learnt some themes of modernist architecture. Obviously we took in a Gaudi building, Casa Batllo. Pretty damn impressive, and we were told the building represents the story of George and the dragon. If you use your imagination the tower looks like a sword being thrust into a dragons tail, the bone like columns are ribs, and the rose represents flowers which grew from the dragons blood.
At the Spanish college where we finished the course I was drawn in by adverts for various jobs. I actually telephoned two telesales jobs, but doubt I will ever send my CV to their email addresses. I also sank as low as phoning up about flyering on Las Ramblas, I can go for a trial tomorrow if i want. And the best opportunity was a guy called Trevor who offered 12 euros an hour for people to appear in English Language teaching DVD's. He came down for an interview there and then, it was all sounding hopeful until he took one look at me and said I was too old. At least he put me on the list.
This evening I met Gonzalo, the newest addition to my flat, and we chatted in the lounge about important issues such as how much the boys smoke, and whether I watch Lost. (I don't). The room should be available next Wednesday (thank goodness as I don't have anywhere else to stay).
day 10
By 1pm I had heard nothing about the great English teaching job and I took the plunge and went flyering. To me, this is the lowest of the low in the job world. I imagined standing in the street desperately hassling people to go to whichever shit nightclub I happened to be advertising. And I was pretty much spot on, except in the day time we were expected to have actual conversations with people about the great the mix of R&B and hip hop we provided, then put their names on the guest list. As far as payment goes, you get 1.5 euros for everybody with their name on the guest list who actually goes, and 1 euro for every flyer with your name on it that is taken on the door. I spent a large proportion of my day writing my name on flyers with various caged poultry and human statues for company. I also spent a large proportion of the time I was supposed to be working sitting on a terrace drinking wine clutching an empty guest list. Depending on the money.. and I will have to wait until next Wednesday to get paid.. if you work in short bursts, with long breaks, it is not such a bad job. I am offering people a chance to go to a club for free, but if they have something better to do with their evening, I am very understanding.
Half way through my evening I got a call which ruined it completely. Miguel left me an answer phone message to casually inform me that the room is not available after all. That is seriously bad news. I am going to visit friends in France the day after tomorrow. I have no time to look at flats before I go, which means I will come back with nowhere to live. Just for completeness I found the first internet cafe I could to see if I was still unemployed, as well as homeless. The message was "we would like to work with you in the near future, call me on Tuesday". What does that mean? Well at least it's not a "no".
day 11
The low point of my day was waiting over half an hour in a queue to buy my train ticket. I knew I should have bought my ticket to France online. This time I paid by credit card which creates the brilliant impression of not having spent 100 euros. I am returning Tuesday to get back into flat hunting in Barcelona, but am faced with the prospect of yet another holiday I can't afford because I promised my friends I would go and see them while they are a mere four hour train journey away.
At 9:30 this evening I found myself outside on the street surrounded by thick smoke. I had my hands over my ears to protect them from the noise of constant explosions and was watching youths running around wearing hooded tops and scarves over their faces. The good news is I wasn't caught up in a riot I was actually having my best night in ages watching the "correfoc", part of the Mercé Festival celebrations. La Mercé is an annual festival lasting four days. Stages are erected all around the city and apart from live music there are lots of traditional events like the swimming race and a competition where different teams try to build the tallest human tower they can.
"Correfoc" is a Catalan word which literally translates as "fire run" (foc meaning fire), and that's exactly what you do. Groups of people dressed as devils in fire proof clothing carry tridents loaded with fireworks and enormous bangers. They hold about 15 of these together, above their heads, to make a wigwam shape. The crowed gather round tightly (with hoods and scarves as protection), shouting rhythmically and jumping up and down while the head devil gets closer and closer to the wigwam with a large flame. When one trident catches light, the whole lot goes up, and the "flames" start flying. There are Catherine wheels sending sparks in all directions and other fireworks which hurl a constant shower in just one direction. The bangers start to light soon after the first sparks and the explosions sound over and over for a good couple of minutes. The crowd have two options - either run away very quickly as soon as it lights, or put their head down, their hands over their ears, scarves across their mouths and wait it out (whilst pretending to enjoy themselves!).
Without knowing what to expect, we stood a little too close for comfort the first time, and then chose the running away option, along with a bit of girly screaming. It is amazing to see how well normal clothes stand up to a shower of sparks, I can't believe people weren't running around in flames, although the rain did help. Every local I spoke to about this festival told me that it always rains. "Why then, didn't they change the date?", I was thinking, until i discovered that heavy rain is just what you need to stop the correfoc becoming extremely dangerous. I love foreign fiestas like this, where you are just looking at the carnage thinking how unsafe it is, and that it would never be allowed in Britain. We saw one person bleeding from the forehead and he seemed extremely proud about it, but overall, even taking into account fathers who dragged their small sons into the thick of it, there were no serious injuries.
As well as the devilish wigwams there was the occasional dragon and samba band that passed by. The fire-breathing dragons were about 12 feet high and varied in ferocity. Some fired sparks directly at the crowd, another had a rather pathetic pink firework fizzing out of it's head. One of the "dragons" looked suspiciously like a T-rex to me, but the whole spectacle was amazing.
The best of the samba bands drew in a massive crowd around a cafe terrace, and in some ways the pouring rain added to the experience. People were splashing around without umbrellas and dancing away in the rain. We weren't drunk enough to find the rain inspiring, however. Mostly we just noticed our legs getting wet.
To top off our brilliant evening (pun intended), we tried a local speciality, "leche pantera", along with a bottle of red and some blue cheese in a tapas bar in the gothic district. The bar was lively - full of wet people like us - and the "leche pantera", which is basically alcoholic milk, tasted surprisingly good. Apparently it is only made on this street, and nowhere else in Spain serves it.
days 12 - 13
As promised I made the trip to Carcassonne in France to visit some University friends. The gite was rustic, the old village of Penne, with it's castle perched on a rock face, was beautiful, and the hiking took us past an enormous (I mean 30 by 100 metres!!) cave. The food and travel cost a little bit more than I had hoped for, but we did have about six courses. It was the perfect way to use a gite - cooking, eating cheese, drinking wine , with playing cards and music for entertainment.
day 14
My best friend really is amazing. While I was swanning around in France, ignoring my worries (such as being homeless) she found a holiday flat in Barceloneta that is available from today for a week. The cost is a mere 25 euros each per night, and when I arrived this evening I very much appreciated having my own room with a window and a clean Ikea kitchen. You can see the sea if you lean over the windowsill in the right direction. This little taste of luxury is mostly because her boyfriend is arriving tomorrow, but it doesn't half make me feel better about the bastard Miguel who breaks his promises.
day 15
I think i'm nearly there. I went back to the good English teaching job and because they haven't got any classes right now they have offered me a weeks work on a residential course. This is one of the strangest jobs i have ever heard of. From what I can gather, I go to a hotel in the mountains where there are hiking tracks and quad bikes, I get fed three hearty meals a day, including plenty of wine and baileys if i fancy it, and my only responsibility is to give English conversation lessons for four hours a day. In total there will be me, one other teacher, and just the one student! And for my trouble I get paid 700 euros!!! That's a phenomenal wage. Plus, as i might have mentioned I am homeless at the moment. Does it sound too good to be true? We'll see.
Today truly is a day of celebration; I got paid 34 euros for my flyering job! I have no idea how I wangled that. I went to the club to get paid and my contact Nadine, had been sacked. I was sent downstairs to an office and after accidentally walking into the kitchens I found a grumpy man sitting behind a desk smoking a cigarette. He bluntly asked me my name and then tried to give me 6 euros. This man had never set eyes on me before, and all he had was a list of names. Luckily I spoke enough Spanish to query the rate he had given me per flyer, and then somehow he recalculated it as 34 euros!! Result!
Then... I got to talk about GCSE Maths text books for half an hour with a lovely man called James. It turns out there are people in Barcelona looking for English speaking Maths tutors and they sometimes ring you out of the blue. Unfortunately, with my enthusiasm, I lost all business sense and not only gave him my advice over the phone for free, but also told him he could probably work through the text book without my help for the first few weeks. Hmmm.
All the bad news came from my friend's boyfriend who, after being delayed at Gatwick for four hours was finally told that his flight was cancelled. He has been bussed to Brighton and is currently enjoying a few hours of sleep at the Ramada Inn. Guess which airline? Yup, Easyjet. Obviously.
day 16
I wouldn't want to burn any bridges, so this morning I kept an appointment I had with the BF School. They were friendly and very keen to offer me supply work - they were in need of teachers who could cover higher calculus lessons. Out of politeness, as you do, I waited until near the end to ask about the wages and got some good poker face practice as I tried not to recoil in horror when they told me 45 euros per day. They want me to work in my specialist subject, after 8 years training and experience, for 5.60 euros an hour! That doesn't even add up to a monthly wage of 1000 euros. I kept smiling and told them to feel free to contact me about my availability whilst trying to get out as quickly as possible.
A standard Barcelona brunch - serrano ham and cheese baguette whilst sitting on a terrace - set me back three euros. I ate whilst watching my friend twitching and checking her mobile. The boyfriend was expected imminently. I was more concerned with my homelessness, however, and made a few calls to flats in my chosen neighbourhood - Poble Sec. One of the adverts was in Catalan, which initially put me off (I will learn Catalan eventually I promise, but give me some Spanish practice first!), but as I only had two appointments I gave Toni a call. After an embarrassing misunderstanding in which he told me to hang on a minute because he was shopping, and I thought he was telling me the room was already taken, I managed to glean that he was going to be at home in ten minutes and I told him we would come round. The flat was perfect in every way, Spanish speaking, spacious, big room (a bit dark but you can't have everything), balcony, nice area, supermarket next door,...
By 3 o'clock we had found the 24 hour late boyfriend and I officially had a flat. And a job. And 34 euros.
Tonight we had a proper celebration, a two course dinner at La Fonda. It would have been three courses, we weren't holding back, it was just that the portions were enormous. Not one of us had room for desert. The most amazing thing... 16 euros a head!
Barcelona is great.